funny fashion quote

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.Oscar Wilde

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Short Funny Quotes

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.Abe LemonsBrigands demand your money or your life; women require both.Samuel ButlerAn apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.Cassandra ChatfieldI never think of the future - it comes soon enough.Albert EinsteinA day without sunshine is like... night.Anonymous.By all means marry; if you get a good wife,

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Funny Love Quotes

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Author AnonymousThere is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.Melanie GriffithNever go to bed mad -- stay up and fight.Phyllis DillerTo be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.HL MenckenMarriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over

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funny valentine quotes

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.Robert Orben

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famous funny quotations

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.Albert Einstein

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funny quotes, humorous words

Those who can - do.Those who can't - teach.H.L. MenckenIt is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have threebenefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom neverto use either.Mark Twain

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Funny Halloween Sayings

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. Have a fang-tastic night.Blood donors needed. See the Count.Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.Which witch are you?That's witchful thinking.Living in a nudist colony takes the fun out of Halloween.

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Funny Quotes

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George GobolGood girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.Mae WestWe live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. Jeff MarderThe statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's

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