Short Funny Quotes

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.Abe LemonsBrigands demand your money or your life; women require both.Samuel ButlerAn apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.Cassandra ChatfieldI never think of the future - it comes soon enough.Albert EinsteinA day without sunshine is like... night.Anonymous.By all means marry; if you get a good wife,